Old Man Coffee Tee

OLD MAN COFFEE. Arched over an engraving of a grumpy old-timer with a steaming mug, pocket aces, and a stack of chips. Bottom line: ALL ACES. NO DECAF.

A funny poker coffee shirt for the veteran who runs on caffeine and starts with bullets. Distressed cream type and classic woodcut energy for home-game legends, card-room grinders, and anyone who takes their coffee as seriously as their starting hands.

All aces. No decaf. Wear it.

The Details

• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (Athletic Heather is 90/10 cotton/poly; heathers are cotton/poly blends)
• Retail fit, light 4.2 oz fabric that's softer than a fresh deck
• Side-seamed, tear-away label, unisex sizing S–3XL
• Printed on demand in the USA

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron the print. Don't bleach. Don't dry-clean it, you're not that kind of player.